There was a 77yo man that was sitting at a bar, nursing a drink when a 30yo beautiful babe came up and sat beside him, looked at him and said, "Mister, for $100 I'll do anything you want, no holds barred. The only catch is you have to describe it in three words."

The old man looked at her, thought for a while, smiled, got his wallet out, and started counting out $10 bills. When he was all done he said, "Anything?"

She said, "Anything at all."

He said, "Paint my house."